What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

You Only Live Twice

How do you go about getting invited to an orgy?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What is the most inappropriate experience you have had with a friend's daughter?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

A View to a Kill

What are the strangest parts of The Bible?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Man with the Golden Gun

What happened to your school bully?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Diamonds Are Forever

When sharing a wife, is it best with your buddy or a stranger?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Moonraker

From Russia With Love

If I only have a fire extinguisher to defend myself against some threat from people, should I spray them for max damage or just hit them with the fire extinguishers?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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Octopussy

-”Ah so!”

Goldfinger

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Live and Let Die

Why is my ex mad I moved on when he dumped me?

-J W Pepper

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Dr No

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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